if you give a Moe a toilet brush

Roommate once came home and I had cleaned the whole house. She jokingly said "If you give a Moe a toilet brush..." Which is what inspired this story.
If you give a Moe a toilet brush, she’s going to ask for some cleaner to go with it. When you give her the cleaner, she’ll probably ask you for a pair of cleaning gloves. When she’s finished, she’ll ask for some windex. Then she will want to clean the mirror and make sure there are no smudges or toothpaste splatter. When she looks in the mirror, she might notice that the sink needs to be cleaned. So she will probably ask for a rag. When she’s finished cleaning the sink, she’ll want a broom to sweep up. She’ll start sweeping. She might get carried away and sweep every room in the house. She may even end up vacuuming all the floors as well! When she’s done she’ll probably want to take a nap. You will have to grab her a blanket and a pillow. She’ll crawl in, make herself comfortable and fluff the pillows a few times. She’ll probably want you to tell her a story. So you’ll tell her a story about your day, and she’ll interrupt with feedback. When she gives her feedback, she’ll get so excited she’ll want to blog a story of her own. She’ll ask for her computer and ideas notebook. She’ll write a blog post. When the blog post is finished, she’ll want to publish it. Then she’ll want you to read it and comment. Which means you will need to get on your computer. She’ll join you in your room where your computer is. Walking back to your room she’ll walk past the bathroom. Passing the bathroom will remind her that she only cleaned one bathroom…so she’ll ask for some cleaner. And chances are if she asks for some cleaner, she’s going to want a toilet brush to go with it.

1 comment:

  1. hey... snds like me... a few years back! :) nice work lady. now do your homework!